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Joke of the Day

"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."

"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird."

"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"

"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"

"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."

"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."

"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."

"Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?"