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Joke of the Day

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"

"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"

"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."

"I carry an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"

"Knock knock!!!1!1 Who's there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum"

"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."