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Joke of the Day
"I save a ton of money on teeth whitening by not smiling."
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"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""
"A dog says to the other, ""Woof!"" The other replies, ""Moo!"" The first dog is perplexed. He says, ""Moo? Why did you say, Moo?'"" The other dog answers, ""I'm trying to learn a foreign language."""
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."
"Why did the cow get a job at Google? Because she was out standing in her field."
"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."
"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."
"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."