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Joke of the Day

"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before."

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great"

"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"

"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"

"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."

"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."