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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."

"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"

"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."

"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""

"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."