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Joke of the Day

"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."

"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."

"Starting to think these Herman Cain commemorative coins were a bad investment."

"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."

"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."

"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""

"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"

"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."