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Joke of the Day

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"

"I started reading a book about anti-gravity... ...now I can't put it down."

"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."

"My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake."

"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"

"I can't believe I used to talk to people."

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"