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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence."
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"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."
"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"I like my women like my coffee. Ground up in a bag."
"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."
"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."
"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"