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Joke of the Day

"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."

"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."

"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"

"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"

"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor"

"So I was using a zester on a lemon recently, when I paused for a second and realised... ..that I was only just scratching the surface."

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""

"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"

"This third bottle of wine has turned everything into a microphone."