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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom? Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)"

"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"

"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"

"A parkourist walks into a restaurant He sees 5 jars. ""What are those?"" The waiter says ""Some are suger, Summersalt"""

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."

"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under and dollar and deer nuts are under a buck."

"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"

"My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, ""Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"""