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"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."
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"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""
"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."
"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."
"Found $12 bucks today! Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now."
"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"
"Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season? Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children."