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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"

"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."

"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."

"I love it when you call me Medium Poppa! Throw your hands in the air if you's a moderately attractive single lady with no kids or debt!"

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."

"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."

"Whenever I have doubts as to my race, I just scrunch up a piece of paper & shoot at a waste basket... Anyway, today! I am definitely white."

"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"

"My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet? **Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up. *...she cracks me up*"