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Joke of the Day
"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."
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"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."
"When Gwen Stefani goes to Hawaii I bet she aint no mahaloback girl either."
"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"
"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."
"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."
"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"