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Joke of the Day

"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."

"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown."

"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"

"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"

"Mom: Why are you eating my flowers? Me: I'm gonna be young FOREVER! Mom: How? Me: Duh, from the stem cells. Mom: I'm worried about you."

"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"

"Good neighbors never bother you. Great neighbors don't call the cops when you pass out naked on their lawn."

"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"

"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."