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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
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"Hey Pringles, it's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed."
"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"
"Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A: You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"
"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"
"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."