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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
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"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed"
"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."