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Joke of the Day

"Hey Pringles, it's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"

"Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus."

"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."

"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""

"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"

"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."

"""daddy where do babies come from"" ""we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* ""...we just don't know"""

"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"