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Joke of the Day

"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"

"Jeb Bush: ""The Pope should not discuss climate change because he's not a scientist, although if elected, I will be your wife's gynecologist"""

"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"

"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."

"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"- Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that."

"I used to have a roommate who was always smoking in my apartment, but only with e-cigs. He died of e-cancer."

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"