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Joke of the Day
"Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A: You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"
"When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade."
"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."
"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"
"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"
"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."
"Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life, but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor."
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"
"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."