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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?"
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"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."
"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."
"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."
"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."
"My friend's teacher everyone : Help me please! There's a little plane on my phone and I can't call! Should I call the pilot for him to delete it?"
"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"