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Joke of the Day

"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."

"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"

"How do you turn lead into gold? Start a war."

"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."

"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."

"What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea? Nah. I'ma stay."

"Please don't ruin Breaking Bad for me... I'm only at the part where A texts Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily"

"I'm a completely broke farmer. The other day I tried buying fertilizer on my only credit card and it was declined. I literally can't buy shit."