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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."

"I can totally relate to batteries I'm not included in anything either."

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."

"what's the best part about being a man? no ."

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"My orgasm face looks like I'm opening a jar of pickles."