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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."
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"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."
"I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?"
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
"Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming."
"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."
"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"
"When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever."
"9/11 jokes are hurtful to me. My dad died that day The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia. Sniff."