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Joke of the Day
"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."
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"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"If you're a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis"
"You can't buy a woman's love but you can buy a woman's heart on the black market probably."
"I looked at my girlfriend this morning... And said, ""Hey babe! Name me a [hypocorism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocorism)."" To which she rolled her eyes and said, ""Honey..."""
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet? ... ... ... ... ... ... The captain's log!"