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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"

"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."

"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels that it can be done."

"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""

"How are making love in a boat and Coors Lite similar? They're both fucking close to water,"

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates"