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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."

"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."

"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"

"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."

"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."