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Joke of the Day

"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"

"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"

"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."

"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He's black, so should be pretty easy to spot against the white background"

"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."

"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"