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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"
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"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"
"What does the educated owl say? Whom"
"Lee Sin goes into a bar... the chairs, tables and the barmaid."
"I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again."
"You know when you lie, things can get out of hand very quickly....... For example I heard about a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant and now there is an entire religion."
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"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"