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Joke of the Day

"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."

"My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive."

"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"

"Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live"

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."