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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."
Next Joke
"which came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
"If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic."
"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"
"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."
"Had I known you were coming I would have baked a cake. Instead you get to watch me decapitate an iguana. You should call ahead."
"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."