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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."
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"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"
"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"What's the United States favorite brand of shortening? San Fran Crisco"
"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."
"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"
"Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator."