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Joke of the Day

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"

"When the priest says ""Body of Christ"" I say ""Thanks, I've been working out."" Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat."

"Happy Mother's Day To all the guys and sperm bank who helped you get your gifts and brunch today"

"[overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that"

"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."

"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."

"A man was milking a cow... and suddenly a bull walks into the barn. The cow gets panic and says,""Oh shit! My husband!"""