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Joke of the Day
"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."
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"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? Dr. Dre"
"I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs."
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
"These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday."
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"