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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"

"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""

"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""

"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."

"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"

"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."