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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
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"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"
"[Tornado siren blaring] Wife: Let's go to the basement. Me: There will be no line at Pizza Hut buffet. Wife: Me: I'll bring you a salad."
"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"