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Joke of the Day

"These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday."

"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""

"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."

"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"

"I have Electile Dysfunction Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2016 election year."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."

"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."

"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."