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Joke of the Day

"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"

"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"

"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"

"The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!*** *Creepy **Is it a human? ***I think you're having a racoon"

"It's funny how trusting of bartenders we are. I wouldn't let my life-long best friend hold my credit card for four hours while I was getting bombed."

"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"

"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"

"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"