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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
Next Joke
"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"ME: i thought i saw a new color today WIFE: wait- is this..are you.. M: but it- W: oh no M: was just- W: dont M: a pigment of my imagination"
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"A kiss so passionate you have first degree burns from the melted cheese on the pizza."
"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."
"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."
"What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween"
"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."