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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
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"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."
"Before I do anything important, I always ask myself ""would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"""
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"
"How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !"
"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."
"Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays."
"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
"You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people."