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Joke of the Day
"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
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"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."
"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, ""I might have to raise him."""
"HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*"
"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."
"What do you say when your TV is floating in the night? ""Drop it, nigga."""
"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."