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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when your TV is floating in the night? ""Drop it, nigga."""

"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."

"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."

"I can totally relate to the plight of the homeless. I once gave up Twitter for five whole days."

"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."

"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."

"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"

"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."

"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."