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Joke of the Day

"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."

"My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"

"Q: why you can't smoke weed with Mexicans A: Because when you ask them for papers they run away"

"A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort."

"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb was already changed a month ago the last time this was reposted"