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Joke of the Day
"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."
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"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."
"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."
"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"
"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""
"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"
"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."