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Joke of the Day
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"
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"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."
"This isn't a competition! -People who are losing"
"You know what Nixon did wrong? He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you."
"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"
"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"
"Why does Beyonce sing, ""To the left, to the left!""? Because black women have no rights."
"KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again..."
"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."
"You can bet that the Street will vote for Hillary Vuitton . . . . . . they know she's in the bag !"