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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."

"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"

""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """

"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"

"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."

"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."

"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"