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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy? They have a semillon!"
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"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"
"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""
"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."
"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."
"I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar."
"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"
"My sex life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"
"If Eminem converted to Islam.. ..he'd be MuSlim Shady."