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Joke of the Day
"Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge"
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"We've all butt-dialed someone. But have you ever butt-married someone? Coming this fall on TBS..."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."
"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""
"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
"By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert ""University."" Standard text messaging rates apply."
"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."
"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"