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Joke of the Day

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"

"""Why does that guy always get all the women?"" ""I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich"" ""And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"""

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"

"What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire."

"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"

"Art thief. Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit? He was in it for the Monet."

"train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie"

"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"

"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."