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Joke of the Day

"The seven year old is going to be so surprised when she wakes up in this cage painted green with me yelling ""I caught a leprechaun!"""

"Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner."

"Saw a FB group called 'I hate rapists'. *Phew* glad we solved that problem. Anything else we need to tackle while I've got the keyboard out?"

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike... Dad is holding you from behind the whole time"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"Why isn't having sex with a dead baby considered necrophilia? Because it was alive when you started."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."