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Joke of the Day
"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."
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"What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours"
"ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age? HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream ME: HUB: His dream not mine"
"Life is like pizza. It makes you fat."
"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."
"How did Jared lose 150lbs? He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed."
"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"