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Joke of the Day
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."
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"Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift"
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"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31"
"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."
"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."
"Here's a joke I made when I was a kid: What do you call an empty anthill? VacANT! . . . I'm sorry."