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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31"
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"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""
"Dude, relax. Nothing wrong with a little experimenting. You're making a brokeback mountain out of a brokeback molehill."
"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."
"Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? ""Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"" I guess it is #rightprivilege"
"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."