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Joke of the Day

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."

"was about to ask this girl on a date until i saw her click firefox instead of chrome"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."

"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."

"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"

"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"

"So my wife's wallet got stolen 6 months ago... ...and all her credit cards are in it but I haven't reported it to the police yet because the thieves are spending less than she does!!!"

"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."

"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"

"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."