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Joke of the Day

"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."

"I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss."

"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""

"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."

"A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large."

"Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive."

"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."

"My fake plant died Because I didn't pretend to water it."