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Joke of the Day
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."
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"""Son, I've found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise."
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick."
"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."
"People drive like shit when I'm texting."
"What's the best part about having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? Finishing."